Down on the funny farm with cow and friends

Cow’s favorite thing to do, besides eat, is tell jokes. 

He lives on a farm with his barn­yard friends, (Horse, Chick­en, Frog, Goat, Pig, Duck, some mice and Squir­rel) who have their own jokes to tell. Some are fun­ny, some are just plain sil­ly, and some are real­ly gross, even for Cow.

In Down on the Fun­ny Farm with Cow and Friends, this feisty group of barn­yard friends are shar­ing their favorite jokes with you. 

Try these for a few laughs.

Q: What is as big as a goat but weighs noth­ing?
A: His shad­ow.

Q: Why did the pig lose the race?
A: He pulled a ham string.

Q: Why did the chick­en join a band?
A: Because it already had the drumsticks

Take this col­lec­tion of farm-inspired jokes to your next show-and-tell, sleep­over, or birth­day par­ty. And maybe con­sid­er hold­ing a joke con­test of your own (Cow would def­i­nite­ly show up!). Don’t leave until your friends all have had a good laugh!