Down on the funny farm with cow and friends
written by J.B. Frank
Sky Pony Press, July 2025
88 pages
ISBN 978–1‑5107–8128‑3
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RIDDLES AND JOKES
Here are 10 jokes that I hope touch your funny bone.
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What animal is best at hitting a ball?
A bat!
Why do bees hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they have a honey comb.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad shoes.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, will you?
Knock, knock. Who’s there. Doughnut. Doughnut who?
Doughnut leave before you walk the dog.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Poodle. Poodle who?
Poodle little ketchup on my hamburger.
How do hair stylists speed up their jobs?
They take shortcuts.
What runs around a baseball field but doesn’t move?
A fence
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
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